Thursday 3 October 2013

How To Tell When A Woman Just Had S*x


f69c75ca58d0a3b8b6ff7655642a70d6Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you’ve gotten laid? little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation.
In a European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an climax just by watching them walk.
But that’s not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had s*x. Here are a few others:
The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us getting the flushed in the cheeks look after s*x — more blood flow — but what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact? It happens. Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.
The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known as the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid. She has a secret that’s making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had s*x with a happy ending.
The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but getting seminal moisture leaking through to your pants can be an unfortunate byproduct of having s*x, at least if you don’t use a condom or your partner doesn’t pull out. And it’s not one of the good ways you would want someone to be able to tell that you recently had s*x. Wearing a pad post-intercourse can help prevent this — just sayin’.
The Unflappably Buoyant Mood: A post-intercourse rise in endorphins can give you a fresh perspective on the annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I’m going too slow. Cut in front of me in the check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to school. I. Don’t. Care. Thanks to a little early morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.
Source: Thestir.com

PDP Crisis: Governors Cancel Peace Meeting With Jonathan

Posted by: Peter on October 3, 2013
The much-publicised October 7 resumption of peace talks between President Goodluck Jonathan and the breakaway faction of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) will not be — after all.


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The Abubakar Baraje-led faction, which includes no fewer than seven governors has asked for a postponement. Baraje said some key members of the faction, including some governors, would be on pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia on October 7.
In a statement signed yesterday by its National Publicity Secretary, Chukwuemeka Eze, the faction said it had already sent an emissary to President Jonathan seeking a postponement.
According to the Baraje camp, the decision was taken Tuesday night at a caucus meeting of the New PDP held at the Adamawa State Government Lodge, Asokoro, Abuja.
It said: “It was discovered that the date of the proposed peace meeting clashes with this year’s hajj, in which several of our key members are billed to participate.
“Our National C hairman, Alhaji Baraje and most of our other key members, including most of the G7 Governors and the five other governors that have indicated interest to join us by next week, as well as members of the National Assembly, former governors and business moguls, are billed to perform the Hajj, which is already in operation.”
But a source said last night that the hajj excuse was just convenient. The faction has lost interest in the talks, he said, pleading not to be named.
“They are now thinking of another party to join,” he said.
In a swift reaction, the Bamanga Tukur-led PDP slammed the Baraje faction for making the decision to postpone the talks public.
In a telephone conversation with our correspondent yesterday, the National Publicity Secretary of Tukur’s PDP, Chief Olisa Metuh, took strong exception to what he described as the overdramatisation of the postponement by the Baraje faction.
Metuh said: “It is inconceivable that they are dramatising a matter that’s being discussed with the President. If they are responsible enough, they would not be making a public show of it by taking it to the pages of newspapers.
“It’s the height of irresponsibility for them to be discussing a matter they had with the President on the pages of newspapers. I am not sure that even some of the governors are aware of this.
“They are being childish and clownish. They can as well go to the National Assembly and hold a public hearing on it. They are free to go wherever they want to go.”
But the Baraje faction said their members on the hajj train had been mandated to use the opportunity offered by the holy pilgrimage to pray for the restoration of peace and unity in PDP, as well as peace in the country.
The faction assured its supporters and Nigerians in general of its commitment towards bringing the “glorious days” back to the PDP and the country.
It said: “We thank Nigerians for their understanding and support while appealing for continued prayers for the restoration of peace as there can be no progress in an atmosphere of chaos.
“The fact remains that we are not only committed to restoring peace to our party but resolute about it. We enjoin our teeming supporters to be steadfast in their support for our struggle to enthrone genuine democracy devoid of abuse of the rule of law.
“On our part, we as leaders are committed to ensuring that our current struggle does not end as an exercise in futility but would achieve the set objectives of restoring our party to the path of honour and greatness.
“In this regard also, the party’s NWC billed for October 5th is hereby called off until our chairman comes back from the Hajj.
“We sincerely regret the inconvenience(s) in any form this may cause our beloved President, party faithful and Nigerians’; as praying to our God should be the utmost part from us, particularly now, knowing very well that with God, the elusive peace in our party and country can be achieved”, the statement said.
Source: The Nation

FG To Phase Out Tokunbo (Fairly used) Cars


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THE Federal Executive Council (FEC) has approved a new Automotive Industrial Policy Development Plan designed to transform the Nigerian automotive industry by attracting investment into the sector while phasing out
importation of used cars. The council, presided over by President  Goodluck Jonathan at the Presidential Villa, on Wednesday, also approved two different contracts worth about N41billion for development of engineering infrastructure in parts of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT). The Minister of Information, Labaran Maku, joined by his Trade and Investments counterpart, Olusegun Aganga, told State House correspondents at the end of the meeting that the new automotive policy was to encourage local manufacture of vehicles. Speaking on the issue, Aganga disclosed that
in 2012 about $3.4 billion (N550 billion) was spent by Nigerians importing cars while in 2010, the sum of $4.2 billion (N670 billion) was spent, indicating that car import takes the biggest share of the country’s foreign reserves followed by other machinery. He said the new policy, when fully effective, would ensure the creation of minimum of 700,000 jobs in the auto industry. Aganga noted that the high points of the new policy included the establishment of three automotive clusters in Lagos/Ogun; Kaduna/Kano; and Anambra/Enugu states to share resources and reduce cost of investments, as
well as the development and revival of the petrochemical and metal/steel sectors and the tyre manufacturing industry to support the automotive sector. He revealed that as a way to provide adequate local manpower for the industry, the
Industrial Training Fund (ITF) is working with car-maker, Cena of Brazil, to open automotive training centres in Nigeria while two Nigerian universities have agreed to commence degree programmes in auto mechanical engineering.
The minister added that appropriate tariff regimes to discourage car imports and encourage local manufacture will be put in
place while government would continue taking the lead in patronage of locally made vehicles.

“FG IS LYING” – ASUU Vows To Continue Strike


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Dr Karo Ogbinaka, ASUU Acting Zonal Coordinator, Ibadan Zone said: “After the meeting of Tuesday, 19th September 2013 with the Vice President, it is clear that the FGN is merely paying lip-service to Education in Nigeria and deceiving the Nigerian Public on their commitment to its transformation agenda.”
Ogbinaka who urged the Nigerian people not to be deceived by the Federal Government said, “How can there be a meaningful transformation when the Education sector is neglected and gradually taken over by Private entrepreneurs including government functionaries who are busy building private Universities with stolen funds in and outside Nigeria?”
He re-affirmed ASUU decision not to back-out in its struggle for the emancipation of Nigerian people through ensuring that the government of the day is made to do what is right in the Education Sector.
According to him, this is a commitment that all members of the Union have vowed to pursue to its logical conclusion.
“Our appeal to all patriotic Nigerians is for them to support ASUU in this struggle to safe our Public Education in Nigeria and secure the future of this great country, he added.
In a released, Ogbinaka said that in spite of the spirited efforts of the Union to revamp the rot in the system, the government has remained adamant and intransigent in honouring the agreement it freely entered into with the Union in 2009.
He noted that ASUU has demonstrated great commitment and patriotism since 2006 when the negotiation started and culminated in the 2009 agreement. He pointed out that the Union has allowed government to use its agencies to verify the claims of decrepit infrastructure in the University System. “This resulted in the production of the Needs Assessment Document of 2012,” he said.
Ogbinaka disclosed that in the negotiation of the agreement, the government was made up of important personalities in Nigeria under the Chairmanship of Deacon Gamaliel Onosode with Professor  Musa Abdullahi, Professor Greg-lwu, Professor Mahmood Yakubu adding, Professor Julius Okijie, Professor Ibidapo Obe, Professor Peter Adeniyi and several notable individuals served as Advisers.
He explained that for many years after the agreement was signed by both parties, ASUU has expressed its frustrations at government negative disposition in honouring the agreement.
He said: “When it became obvious that the Federal Government is bent on reneging on the 2009 ASUU/FGN Agreement and 2012 MOU, the Union had no alternative than to commence this painful strike action.
“Since the commencement of this strike, government has equally demonstrated to Nigerians its unwillingness to implement the agreement freely entered to with ASUU, After several meetings between ASUU team and representatives of the Federal Government of Nigeria, there has been absolute demonstration of bad faith by Government.
“This led to the intervention of the Vice President of Nigeria, Arch, Nnamadi Sambo.
“The Ibadan Zone of the Union comprising University of Ibadan, University of Lagos, Onabisi Onabanjo University, University of Agriculture Abeokuta, Lagos State University, and Tai Solarin University of Education, Ijebu-Ode are resolved to continue with this crusade to force the FGN to faithfully implement the 2009 Agreement and 2012 MOU in order to safe and secure the future of our children.
The highlights of the agreement which involves amongst other things: to reverse the decay in the University System in order to reposition it for greater responsibilities in National development, to reverse the brain drain plaguing Nigerian Public Universities,  to restore Universities through immediate massive and sustainable financial intervention (proper funding); and to ensure genuine University autonomy and academic freedom.

Honeywell Recruitment Programme 2013


Honeywell Group is a foremost indigenous conglomerate and diversified group with business interests in key sectors of the Nigerian economy, including foods and agro-allied, energy (oil & gas and power), infrastructure, real estate and services. Since its inception in the 1970s, the Group has been operating businesses successfully with a strong and passionate desire for excellence. With over four (4) decades of unprecedented success and a workforce that embraces diversity, the Honeywell Group is offering creative individuals possessing exceptional talent the opportunity to take their career to unparalleled heights, through its Honeywell Excellence Programme.

Job Title: Honeywell Excellence Programme (HEP) 2014
Locations: 
Lagos, Nigeria
Job Description 
The one (1) year programme has been designed to expose and immerse participants in a series of carefully designed development interventions targeted at building relevant competencies for seamless and effective integration into the workforce.

Qualification/Responsibilities 

  • A Bachelor’s degree with a minimum of Second Class Upper(2.1) or HND with a minimum of Upper Credit in any discipline.
  • A maximum of 28 years old
  • A maximum of two (2) years’ post-NYSC experience.
In addition, candidates should demonstrate the following attributes
  • Talent, ambition and enthusiasm to be the best.
  • Great interpersonal and team-working skills.
  • Strong verbal and written communication skills.
  • Strong passion for excellence.
  • Good problem-solving focus, with a great appetite for learning.

How to Apply
Interested candidates should



  • Visit the Honeywell Excellence Programme on-line application portal:www.honeywellrecruitment.com
  • Read and follow the instructions contained therein in order to complete the on-line application form.
  • Complete the application form by providing the following information:
    • Functional email address and valid GSM number(s) through which they can be reached at all times during the course of the selection exercise.
    • Bio-data, education and work experience.
  • Please take note of the 12-digit Application Reference Number (ARN) as it would be required for subsequent access to your information page on the application portal.
  • Print out the acknowledgment slip at the final submission of the online application.
Note:
  • All applications must be received not later than 22 October 2013.
  • Information provided by applicants will be treated in strict confidence.
  • Only short-listed candidates will be contacted and invited for an Aptitude Test. Aptitude test notifications will be sent via email and SMS.
  • Please note that forensic and security clearance will be conducted for all applicants invited for the test. In addition, all educational qualifications presented by applicants will be investigated
Application Deadline 22nd October, 2013
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Lagos Plane Crash: 17 Dead, 5 Injured, Agagu’s Only Son on Board, Olu Falae’s Son Also On Board


place-crash-lagos3The corpse of the former Governor of Ondo State, Dr. Olusegun Agagu,  who died recently was on board the Associated Airlines plane that crashed in Lagos ThursdayOn  board the ill-fated aircraft were also Agagu’s only son, Feyi,  the Commissioner for Culture and Tourism, Mr  Deji Falae and a staff in the Protocol  Department of the Governor’s office, Mr Layi Daji.
Also on  board were  Mr Tunji Okusanja Jr and his father, Tunji Okusanja. However,  while Okusanja senior is said to have sustained injuries and unconscious, his son is believed to have been among those that died.  The Okusanja  family owns the  MIC Caskets, a  popular funeral undertakers in  Lagos Island.
An  employee of MIC Caskets,  identified as Chijioke, was also among those that  died in the crash.
As at  the time of filing this report, Agagu’s corpse had been taken to the Nigerian Airforce base.

The management of the Federal Airports Authority  of  Nigeria (FAAN) Thursday confirmed that  22 passengers  were   on board  the  Associated Airlines plane  that crashed  in Lagos.
FAAN’s spokesman, Mr Yakubu Datti  said that 17  of the passengers were confirmed dead, while five  passengers sustained injuries.
It was also  gathered that  the former Governor of Ondo State, Dr. Olusegun  Agagu’s only son, Seyi, was on board the crashed plane.
But it could not be confirmed as  at the time of filing this report if  Feyi was among the survivors of the plane crash.

Sunday 29 September 2013

Gov. Shettima Donates Blood To Pregnant Woman In Unscheduled Visit To Hospital


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Governor Kashim Shettima of Borno on Sunday donated blood to a pregnant woman who was in need of transfusion during an unscheduled visit to Gen. Muhammadu Shuwa Memorial Hospital in Maiduguri
The Commissioner for Health, Dr Salma Kolo, told newsmen of the governor’s humanitarian gesture in Maiduguri.
Kolo said that Shettima made the donation because he was moved by the circumstances he met the woman in at the hospital.
“The governor was disturbed by the condition of the woman and wanted to help.
“He later discovered through the medical attendants that his blood group matched that of the woman, so he decided to help out,” she said.
“This is what is expected of a leader.
“Shettima has been teaching the people of Borno what it means to be a true servant leader,” Kolo said. (NAN)